bye blogger

everybodymoonjump.com

now and forever amen.

i am the gay borat

Blogger i'm breaking up with you very soon!  I know i keep talking about it.  Just like i'm going to "get a new phone".  I'm procrastinating, i'm dull, i'm numb.  Numb to your techno spazz 90s bullshit.  And so fucking over ur layout and terrible interfaces.

Attack of the Jeanis (jean + penis)

got this shirt at the Sally Anne in Fenelon Falls.  For like, $1?  It was 25% off all shirts, and they're already like, only $2 or less.  Can't lose with that store.  (SPONSORSHIPPPP???)

Man Cave: Bats as Homoerotic Subtext in BATS (1998)

I ACCIDENTALLY SAT WITH THE COOL KIDS
and all i got was this shitty weed

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A Break From Twitter To Prove I Can Still Write Long Form

My latest "freak out" thought is, "I can't write anything longer than a sentence!  I'm a child!"  I'm weary of my critical self-talk, when my brain is screaming, I'm a parent in a mall dragging the kid out of the store and not giving in, not buying my brain that chocolate bar.  Make sense?

You are already enough.

You are enough of what you want to become.

You are already a complete human being.  A while ago in a video, I asked Maranda how we can want to improve ourselves, but still realize that we do not need to become "more".  I would like to view my accomplishments of extensions of my personality, and not currency of my self worth.

Amateur Therapy Hour w/ Maranda Elizabeth (second time!) and Dave Cave

Amateur Therapy Hour w/ Maranda Elizabeth (second time!) and Dave Cave from Dave Cave on Vimeo.