When in doubt.... Binge it out!
or down. Binge it down.
When you frown.... Binge it Down!
When you smile.....cough up bile!
When you laugh... epitaph!
When you cry... sanctify!
this time just the fellas!
Things In My LIfe These Days.
-slippery slopey disaster weekend. don't wanna talk about it.... but i will, podcast is loading, and even i'm hesistant to post it but whatever. you win some, you lose some, and sometime you're pretty sure his breath tastes like meth.
"Oh, what's that icy blast trident fresh flavour?"
"It's New! Trident Meth Spearmint Surge."
"Good job I'm a METH-odist"
"You're a hot METH"
"meth METH meth METH METH JOKES METH JOKES!"
See. none of this has to make sense.
-don't worry i'm just coffee scrambly, not actual crazy/scrambled right now.
-my mom sent me an email with the subject "grammar help"
-why yes, I did spend $68 to make a home enema bag kit. lots of tubes and a catheter drainage bag (organic catheter drainage bags, of course). Spend an hour, at least trickling in salt water in my but and shooting it out. and by shooting i mean defecating. Didn't get the full "3 feet or black rubber!" experience.... did get the "partially digested kale and quinoa" experience. There's more nutrients in my shits than their is in most people's diets and yes, i'm bragging.
AND YES, SHE'S CAMPED IN EVERY PROVINCE IN CANADA!!!
"Like if you have the patience to read this!"
-Does anybody miss Poetry Pthursdays?
-does anybody miss?
-anybody moon jump?
-Reader Quiz!: What are the four methods by which the body removes waste? (hint: not leeches)