If I hAd a Million Twitter Minions

Bands/pop voices I can't stand:  Great Big Sea, Bare Naked Ladies, Bruno Mars (i only know cuz he plays on repeat at the gym) The Beatles.  Yeah, not saying that to be the Odd Man Out, i've inherited my hatred of the Beatles from my mom.  We both just can't stand them!!!  and cats.  Beatles and cats my mom and i hate.  (I'm picturing an email exchange between the Beatles and a cat about how they hate my mom and I)

January 16, 2013
from:  paul_mcartney@yahoo.com
to:  a.cat@riseup.net
Subject:  Good morning hatred

hello.

just thinking about things i can't stand.  Dave's mom!  the worse.  Almost as worse as him.  

BRB going to make shitty music.

-Paul

>January 16, 2013
>from: a.cat@riseup.net
>to:  paul_mcartney@yahoo.com
>Subject:  Re: Good morning hatred 

>Yes!  I completely agree.  So glad we both hate them.  Irrationally!  Oh fuck i'm a cat meow meow meow meow meow meow meow pee stench.

>-cat

Upping my coconut oil in my coffee for more FATZ.  Yeah. i said it.

Am i just like, counting down the days until the next gym day?  I mean, i love going and it's great, but i gotta get some in-between hobbies. 

Restlessness:  holy fucking balls i was restless yesterday.  Couldn't sit still, couldn't focus on anything, just scrambly, kept losing stuff, kept forgetting what I was doing.  hated every second of it.  meditatino?  probably.  Yeah.  Meditatino.  He's italian and adores you.

Still no porn!  Almost coming up on three weeks.  But kind of want to decrease overall computer time.  Because the internet is infinite and always presents "more to do!" ... and that's not a feeling i want to increase.  this feeling that you're missing out on other info and you have to catch up.  but that's the nature of the internet, the infiniteness..... like trying to visit all the galaxies but they keep growing faster than your space car can go.  (we've all been there, amirite!?!?!)

Bacne!  It's "back" and better than ever!  This time it feels like a bruise but you go and touch it and it's like this exposed bump.  WYWATW (Wish you were a tape worm)

Shallow saucer-y bowls can suck my balls.  give me deep sphere-ish bowls or give me death.  What is even the point of a bowl that holds, like, maybe one cup of liquids.  who made you and where do they live.

Had a reference library date the other day!  That's when i go to the reference library and read medical text books.  if you think i am kidding, then surely you don't know me, Veronica Lodge.  (hahaha, i'm more of a Betty)

Going to the gym this morning.  I keep, i keep fucking forgetting to buy new sweatpants and new deadlifting socks.  (knee socks, so the bar doesn't scratch my shins) and I keep forgetting and I'm enraged and so restless.  let's focus this restlessness..... at DA GYM!  Today is recovery day, though so i don't need to be..... "that guy"